Tequila Salt Block Tee | Unhinged Rancher

Some days the ranch runs smooth. Other days the gate breaks, the tractor sh*ts the bed, a calf gets loose, and you start wondering why you ever chose a life where the livestock eat better than you do. That’s when the Tequila Salt Block Tee makes perfect sense.

Printed on a black Gildan 50/50, this shirt lays it out plain: sometimes the only thing that pairs better with a salt block…is a bottle of tequila and a slice of lime to keep it honest. It’s a nod to the long days, the stubborn animals, the busted knuckles, and the simple truth that a little liquor has helped more ranchers than any self-help book ever written.

Soft, durable, and made for the folks who laugh through the chaos because quitting ain’t in their blood.

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Wear it proud. Wear it tired. Wear it when the day’s been long enough that even the cows look like drinking buddies.